jas meston
the strongest drug that exists for a human
is another human being.

1. sushi
2. wine
3. animals
4. love

ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

image

(Source: bruceykinns, via ahumblenarrator)

vves:


what have you done to my basket
ask-thatonestallion:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

ITS MUCH BETTER TO STOCK THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY 

Can’t decide…
Murder…
Or hug….
I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug.  I’m going with hug.
chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
so-personal:

everything personal♡