jas meston

but first, wine.


1. sushi
2. wine
3. animals
4. love
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results
siouxsieramone:

n3ptuna
stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times
wabbitz:

rabbits are the absolute best at awkward
the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via ahumblenarrator)